This ain't your granny’s potluck, folks.
Get ready for a side-splitting blast where the only thing hotter than Ron White’s cigarettes is the crowd’s roars. It's a comedy riot of epic proportions as hilarious comics take aim the “Tater Salad King” himself. We're talking sidesplitting wit so fierce, it might just burn your funny bone.

• Prepare for some seriously savage comebacks.
• White's
alcohol habits are up for debate.
• Don't to bring your thick skin.

Roastin' The Tater Salad: A Night with Ron White

Last night, I got to see/witness/experience the legendary comic Ron White live. Man, let me tell ya, it was a blast/wild ride/absolute hoot. This ain't your typical stand-up show. It's more like a tellin' with your drunk uncle at a barbecue.

Ron, well, he just spills about anything and everything. Politics, relationships, life in general, you name it. And he does it all with this dry wit that'll have you belly up.

He even threw in some stories about his adventures, and trust me, they were outrageous. One thing's for sure, Ron White knows how to tell a story, and he does it with a flask in hand.

If you ever get the chance to see him/catch his show/go, do it. You won't regret it. It's like a night out with your best buddies. Just be sure to leave your sensibilities at the door/political correctness behind/uptight attitude in the car.

The Ron White Roast

Well, let me explain ya somethin' about this whole comedic ordeal. It's a dangerous business, see? You gotta be witty on your legs. These comics out here think they can just walk up and shoot some garbage at ya and call it a evening.

But not this timer. I've been doing this for years. I know how to handle these young punks. They can attempt all the bits they want, but in the end, it all comes down to one thing: the crowd. And let me tell ya, when I get up there and deliver a few of my gems, those folks know they're witnessing something special.

They cry at my every word. They hang on to my every sentence. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

The First-Ever Tequila and Trash Talk: A Celebrity Roast of Ron White

Get prepared for a night of side-splitting guffaws as the hottest stars gather to honor the one and only Ron White. This ain't your grandma’s roast, folks. We're talking tequila shots, biting jabs, and enough funny stories to make even the stoic White crack a smile.

Be Ready for an evening where lines are violated, and no one is exempt. From his signature duds to here his well-known stories, White will be the target of some of the sharpest minds in showbiz.

• Expect wild stories
• Get Ready your taste buds for tequila shots!
• Expect to miss this hilarious event!

Putting the "Ron" in Roasted: White Gets It Good!

White’s been hitting it lately and we're here to celebrate. She's turned up, making waves with every move.

Seriously, White’s got the secret sauce. From humble roots to summit, they've soared to new heights.

It’s a sight for sore eyes watching White excel. Hats off to White!

A Ron White Roast: White as Snow, Burned as Hell

You're lookin' at the true masterpiece of comedy, folks. The kind of roast that leaves you laughin' so hard your sides ache and your belly hurts like a mofo. Ron White, the hilarious comedian himself, is gettin' shredded by some of the funniest names in the game. Get ready for a night of brutal honesty, scorching jokes, and enough booze to drown a small town. This ain't your grandma's tea party, folks.

That's gonna be a crazy ride through the depths of White's character, with no topic sacred. We talkin' about his love life, his habits, and even the smoke he loves.

• Expect some of the most gut-bustin', truth-tellin' comedy you've ever seen.
• This is a must-see this hilarious event.
• It's gonna be epic!